Пара анекдотов на инглише (ну, кто понимает...)
-Do you speak English?
-Yes
-Name?
- Abdul al-Rhasib
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no...I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast..
Putin on passport control at Heathrow airport
- Occupation?
- no, just viziting
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